Draug

It is BURNING in here...

2008-07-18T20:16:32Z

Wow, I don't post here often, do I? It's like neglecting my child. That is if I mated with a computer and got this electronically thingy with no soul as an offspring. But neglecting isn't nice no matter what the subject/object is. I'll promise that I will try to update this site more often, but are there anyone out there that really reads this stuff? Oh well, at least I can feed my other personality with stuff.

You have seen the movie Alien, right? Those who haven't seen it must have heard about it. But anyway, everyone knows about the scene where the alien bursts out of the chest of that hungry man. Just think about that feeling, something unknown is pressing against your ribcage, FROM INSIDE YOUR BODY. The pain, ohh the pain. And fear.
I think I know how that feeling is like. Because sometimes I get this extremely strong throat burns or what they are called. The acid burns my insides, and it sometimes feels like my ribcage will burst open, from inside. Just like what happened to that hungry man in Alien who got his ribcage bursted open FROM INSIDE where this ugly little thing with saliva in it's mouth screamed like a drunk seagull before it escaped. Just like that. The feeling. And it isn't nice. Not at all. It's annoying.

I think we all have had some throat burns now and then. Or... maybe it really IS an alien embryo within ut all that tries to escape from our bodies?

Just for fun:

What? Who's there?

2008-03-10T18:06:52Z

Oh wow, it's been a while since I last wrote something here. I guess that's what happens when work comes first, the spare time becomes something sacred that goes to sleeping only. Yup.

Had a zombie marathon last week. It started with Night of the Living Dead from 1968 followed by Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Night of the Living Dead (1990), Dawn of the Dead (2004), Land of the Dead, Flight of the Living Dead, Dead Meat, Night of the Living Dead (2006), Return of the Living Dead 1-3, and Shaun of the Dead.

It was fun. The dreams got a bit stressful, but not nearly as stressful as the night shift at work. We all have a small amount of paranoia, but mine grew a bit larger during those dark hours.
In the end I was plotting my escape just in case the undead started swarming around the building.

I think everyone should have their own zombie plan. In that way less people would die, something that will help when the human race once again shall build a new society. We need all the doctors, professors, military, and chefs there is. Just think about all the history and knowledge that will be forever forgotten if most learned people dies and comes back as zombies. Their brains used to be filled with so much wisdom. And now? Only a rotting piece of old proteins.

I won't give away my zombie plan, if I do I'm afraid many would copy it and then it will be much more difficult to escape the horde of moaning zombies.

Do YOU have a zombie plan?

The destiny is RAW!

2008-01-04T23:52:50Z

Well, that was a real mindwaker. Or: "That's what happens when you delay things too much". Ah, destiny. It can be so raw sometimes. It's not fun, not at all. But who to blame? Murphy and his stupid law?

In the end of November my computer died. No, it didn't get slower or crashed. It died. D-i-e-d. No more mr. computer for you. No sir. Everything I had on it, pictures, music videos, MP3-files, text documents, recipes, journals, porn, etc. Everything went into oblivion together with the computer. Everything I had collected and created during the last two years, gone.
It's when things like this happens you don't know if you're gonna cry or laugh, or both. If you gonna kick the dead, soulless computer out of the window or set it on fire and laugh hysterically.

And loosing a computer in the end of November isn't the best time to loose it. Christmas is just around the corner, and your money get sucked out of the bank account faster than you can say "lutefisk". So I had to buy a cheap laptop, just so I could have internet access and check my mail and surf sites that I couldn't enter at work (guess what, no really).

But Murphy didn't stop there. Now I have big problems with my wireless network, it acts crazy, like a bum down in the subway system after being exposed to chemicals. Something ala C.H.U.D.
And it won't get fixed until later this month. Fun? No.

The only thing left now is to wait. Wait and see how long it takes until I get a stable internet access again, or when something else goes wrong. The more I think about it, the more bitter I get. Oh well, that's life. At least I'm alive and can breath fresh air. Now I'll see the Tomie Collection and laugh at dark haired girls that dies a horrible, agonizing death. Now that's therapy.

the_draug @ 2007-11-13T21:31:00

2007-11-13T20:39:10Z

Well.. It's better than nothing!

The University of Blogging

Presents to
Draug

An Honorary
Bachelor of
Psychotic Ranting

Majoring in
Bad Poetry

Signed
Dr. GoQuiz.com

Blogging Degree
From Go-Quiz.com

Been working like a madman the last months, but still I manages to spend all the money on things I really don't need. But hey, who needs money when they're dead? Let's spend them on fun stuff while we still have the health and mobility to move around.

The night frost have come too. As soon as the sun goes down, the entire world get icy. From a certain distance it looks like billions of diamonds are sparkling in the light. But it also makes the ground slippery. I've got a degree in clumsiness, so I have this bad feeling that I soon will be full of bruises.

THIS IS HONDAAAAA! Sparta? Mazda?

2007-09-27T22:16:35Z

I never get tired of this little gem:

Mmm..

2007-09-01T21:49:10Z

Oh God nachos makes me thirsty. Not while I eat them, but some time later. It's an unstoppable thirst, no matter how much I drink it won't stop. It's bad in a good way.

I'm still a little tired from last weekend. I was invited to a party one of my co-workers were having. I thought I had put that whole 'drink-yourself-into-coma' thing behind me. But noooo. It's been long since I lost control last time and I'm lucky it haven't happened often, but sometimes we're all doomed to cross the line that goes from good drunk to total wasted (included blackouts).

The plan was to only drink beer. And i drank, much of it. Were having a good time, but then this fool started pouring vodka in my glass. Thought it wouldn't do any harm to take some few sips from it. But it never got empty, he somehow managed to fill it when I weren't looking. Then he came with all kind of fruity drinks that had all the colors of the gay pride flag. And down they went. That's the last thing I remember.

After that I woke up in the bottom of a grassy hill, all dirty and full of grazes. I still had my cellphone, so I must have called to my mother or something and dragged myself to a gas station. Because after that I woke up in her guestroom. I also puked like a real, professional possessed devil child. I'll bet I would have put even Linda Blair to shame if she saw that.
The whole Sunday was Hell. And even the Monday was a real challenge to go through.

I hope I never get this wasted again. Never. It's not good for the body, or the mind. It also feeds the paranoia. I could have burned down the gas station without remembering it. Creepy.
That's what happens when you let fools pour your drinks. I don't think I'll touch alcohol again until New Years Eve. It's also expensive, and makes you loose control more easily.

From next week I have to start one hour earlier at work because of routines being changed. So from then I start 06.00 AM instead of 07.00 AM. Something that means I have to get up 05.00 AM from Monday to Friday. I have no idea how I'll be able to manage it. I'll be like a walking dead. Maybe it's about time I start looking for other jobs? Some that doesn't steal all my spare time? We all need a life outside the job. If not, then we will slowly go crazy.

Hmmm...

2007-07-28T12:09:44Z

What's up with Ratchet's eyebrows in this japanese trailer?
He looks like Eugene Levy, the guy who played Jim's dad in the American Pie movies. Weird..

Whops

2007-07-07T02:36:14Z

My car smells of burnt hair. Oh God I'll make him pay.

Oh yeah

2007-06-23T15:57:06Z

It's now been a week since I sprained my ankle. The swelling isn't all gone, and the sinews are still fucked up. But at least I'm able to walk without falling.
I think it's a new record when it comes to work. 1 day was all I got, and then this happened. And I'm not allowed by the doctor to continue with it. Well, that's life.

Once again I'm under the big question; what now? What to do with life? I thought I had something, but my clumsiness, or faith, wanted it different.
2007 hasn't been the best year, let's hope something more positive will happen sooner or later. At least I got a months paycheck for only working one day, not bad, not bad. That means new movies and games for me. Whohoo!

Busy times..

2007-06-14T21:21:09Z

I've gotten a new job. I'll be gone for 2 weeks, I hope it's sane people I'll have to work with.
I'm tired of those who makes Hannibal Lecter look like Captain Kangaroo.

Clumsy? Who's clumsy?

2007-05-29T17:27:36Z

Aw crap..
I was cutting some vegetables earlier today, was going to make some stew. Then I managed to insert the blade of my new knife on top of my left index finger and slowly let it slide deeper and deeper, past the skin, through the flesh, through the top of the nail, and then it stopped.
Blood started to ooze out of both sides of the blade, and then the feeling I KNEW would come came; the cold shivers that crawls up the spine with the only purpose to annoy the brain and tell it to manipulate my nerves, to let me really feel it.

It's bloody difficult to write with one finger wrapped in bandage, and with my sausage fingers it's now twice the size. It's like having a wrapped up king-size Bratwurst that tries to dominate my hand. And God knows how long time I've used on writing this.

Now the finger pulsates, like it's a tiny heart inside it. There's a reason for why I'm not working as a chef anymore. If I one day have to participate in a war, then I really hope I don't have to use hand grenades.

*Boom*

Video games to blame?

2007-04-17T10:06:19Z

It didn't take long until people started to blame video games for the shooting at the Virginia Tech-university. Why is it so popular to blame video games?
Maybe it's true? I know many people that have become obsessed by video games and then goes out in public doing the same they did in the games.

Like Pac-man.. Many people went out in the streets and started eating other people after playing the game too much. And those "Spaceship Adventures" games. How many people didn't fly around in small spaceships, shooting at other small spaceships?
A friend of mine bought a red plumber-suit and started morphing around in green tubes after he played Super Mario Bros.

And I wonder what video games Stalin and Hitler played that made them so insane. I'll bet it was Grand Theft Auto and Manhunt. If it hadn't been for those games, then the world history would have been much nicer.

So yeah. Video games are the problem. It's video games that makes the world so crazy and bad. Remove all video games, and we'll get a much happier world free of shooting, insane dictators, wars, hunger, terrorists, etc.
Blah!

I'm embarrassed

2007-04-14T12:16:45Z

Drunkard sex makes bad memories. Well, the few that still remains in your head.
I don't think I'll go out anymore until the next millennium.

Good or bad? Ehh...

2007-04-09T05:22:59Z

You learn something new each day (well, almost).

Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	73%
Stability	\|\|\|\|\|\|	23%
Orderliness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	80%
Accommodation	\|\|\|\|\|\|	30%
Interdependence	\|\|	10%
Intellectual	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%
Mystical	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%
Artistic	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	90%
Religious	\|\|	10%
Hedonism	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Materialism	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	83%
Narcissism	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	63%
Adventurousness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%
Work ethic	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	76%
Self absorbed	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	76%
Conflict seeking	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Need to dominate	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%

Romantic	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Avoidant	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	83%
Anti-authority	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	43%
Wealth	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	43%
Dependency	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	43%
Change averse	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	76%
Cautiousness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	90%
Individuality	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	76%
Sexuality	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%
Peter pan complex	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	63%
Physical security	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	90%
Physical Fitness	\|\|\|\|\|\|	24%
Histrionic	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%
Paranoia	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	90%
Vanity	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Hypersensitivity	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	63%
Female cliche	\|\|\|\|\|\|	30%

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What if Leon was Yoshi?

2007-04-08T01:38:48Z

Those dreams...

2007-04-05T18:46:15Z

I had a strange dream last night. I can't remember much from it, but the things I remember is more than weird.

I met my brother when he came walking into my room with something strange in his hand. It was a piece of the fourth dimension.
I asked him where he found it, and he told me he found it in a living, organic container out in a big field. So I went there to see what it all was about, and stumbled upon a big, grey thing that levitated in the air. Suddenly a green laser-beam came out of nowhere (it looked like a snake) and split the container in two.
When I examined it I saw it was full of jello-like orbs with two cores. I asked if I could take one, and a voice said "yes".

I found the orb very fascinating, it pulsated and had this special, soothing smell. But after a while it shrank and got the same form and color as a frozen tomato. I opened it and ate the stuff that was inside.

After I had eaten it, I was thrown into an empty room where all the walls were full of organs from humans. I tried to find an exit, and after a while I found one. On the outside I ran into the Grim Reaper. He cut me in half, but I just laughed at him. Then I grabbed his face and crushed it like glass.
He fell to the ground like a sack of potatoes, and I took his sling blade and used it as a surfing board to get home.

ARGH!

2007-04-04T19:05:18Z

Is it possible to be so stupid as this chick?

There's a big chance that I will toss her down in a deep well if I see her on the street. Gawd..

Not dead yet

2007-03-20T03:32:04Z

Sometimes I forget that I have a livejournal... I don't know if it's a good or bad thing. Bad perhaps? Since it shows that I work too much and don't have enough spare time to enjoy relaxing hours in front of the computer?

Bought some british humor yesterday. Keeping Up The Appearances Season 1-5, Black Adder - The Complete Series, The Young Ones Season 1 & 2, Little Britain Season 1 & 2, and Fawlty Towers - The Complete Series. I just love british humor. I was also drooling at the Complete Box-set of Monty Python, but it was too expensive.

Last week a guy tried to bring a gasoline can with him on the plane. He was afraid that it would leak in the baggage room, so he decided to hold it in his lap during the flight. I wonder where people like that lives. Under a rock?
It's episodes like this one that makes me ask questions about the intelligence of humans. How is it even possible? I didn't know if I should cry or laugh. I have to find a new job before this one makes me mad as hatter.

Royal Oporto Ruby is good shit

2007-02-13T20:36:35Z

I won a bottle of wine in the wine-lottery yesterday. A Porto named Royal Oporto Ruby. Since I'm having two days off (oh, what a luxury), I thought that it wouldn't anger the gods if I took just one glass. But it looks like I'm not going to stop until the bottle is empty.
What if the four horsemen of the Apocalypse comes to a visit tomorrow? So it's better to enjoy life now and take another glass. Life is good.

Now I got the urge for some cauliflower soup. I wonder if Porto goes well with soup... I think I'll have to give it a try.

Those darn people...

2007-02-03T12:56:24Z

There's nothing better than a good night of sleep after a day full of stress and ugly first-aid dolls made of the purest nightmares. So, what's the deal? Why make them so ugly and intense?
They look like disabled albino-zombies from Hell.
I don't know how many hours we were listening to this dry, boring lecturer in the first-aid class yesterday. It was something we all had to go through.

First a half eternity of nonsense we all knew from before, then some hours with training where he used one of the ugliest and most scary first-aid dolls I've ever seen in my life. I wish I had a camera so I could have taken pictures of it, shared the terror with everyone else. It's not normal to drag around a doll that looks like it's gonna jump up in your face and tear your throat out. This horror would even give Freddy Krueger nightmares.

Combine little sleep the night before, several hours of nonsense, a terror in form of a first-aid doll, little food, headache, and some completely incompetent co-workers. Just one of these things are enough to drain you for energy.
The scenario I and two other co-workers got, was where a person had gotten a heart attack in a narrow stairwell with a broken leg. The lecturer is known for creating stressing scenarios, and I have to say he did a good job with this one.

The first thing the older woman in my team did, was to drag the doll down the stairs after the leg that wasn't broken. Then she brutally rolled it over to the side. She didn't even know what she was doing, she just started without giving any signs to me and the other one. I feel sorry for the ones that risk to get "rescued" by her.
I tried to keep her away, but she was devoid of common sense. Several times I tried to explain her what teamwork was, but she insisted on doing everything her own way. While we were arguing the doll kept staring right into my eyes, something that stressed me even more. In the end I just walked away and demanded someone else to work with.

Now I can laugh of the situation, but I wasn't laughing yesterday. I wasn't too far away from beating the crap out of the old witch with the first-aid doll. In that way I could get rid of two things that annoyed and stressed me.
What's up with people that have no idea what teamwork is, that demand to do everything their way, and act as everything they do is the right thing? She won't save people, she will kill them. Bah.

But it's over now. It's a whole year until I need to attend that course again. I hope I have gotten a new job before that, because I do not want to risk getting teamed up with that woman again, and I do NOT want to touch that evil horror of a doll again either. NEVER again.

Oh my God...

2007-01-10T17:33:52Z

What have I done? What HAVE I done???
I got my paycheck today, it was rather big. "Finally I can have a nice month with much fun" I thought. But nooooo sir. I had to wander over different places on the web and order lot's of comics and magazines. Not for $100, not for $200. But for $900.

Who the Hell buys comics for $900? I could have used those money on other things. Well, the good part is that I now don't have any wish lists. I've bought everything I wanted, so I don't have to buy any comics the next months.

I have only myself to blame on. Yeah, that's how it is. No self discipline at all.

ARGH!

What a quick start...

2007-01-01T03:05:02Z

I have never left a New Year's party as quickly as I did tonight, and with that I entered the new year rather annoyed. It ain't fun when someone tries to smash your skull open with a hammer after they have snorted half South-America. No sir.
My New Year Resolutions you say? That must be to... eh, getting new friends?

In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Getting myself admitted to a mental institution.

Get your resolution here.

My precious diurnal rhythm, shattered into thousand pieces!

2006-11-29T11:51:56Z

I finally got the movie Dellamorte Dellamore (together with a bunch of others). Zombie movies will always be my number one favorite. There's something about the thought where 99% of the world population dies, and then return back from the dead.
People you didn't notice before, are now someone you depend on. The world as you know it will never be the same. Every day will be a battle. No one will know how the future will be. No place is safe.

Apocalyptic and post-apocalyptic movies feed my brain. But if a zombie outbreak suddenly should happen, I'll bet that I would be one of the first to die/get eaten. Such is life.

name	Draug
birthday	October
*are you...?...*
straight... bi... or gay	Gay
truthful or do you lie	Truthful
close with your family	No
tall or short	Tall
fat or skinny	In the middle?
happy or sad	Like an optimist on drugs
*what is your...*
biggest mistake	My education?
biggest fear	Brain damage
happiest moment	Ehh...
saddest time	Yes, I have some of those
one thing you want to do before you die	Just one? ;)
weakness	Ice cream
*would you rather...*
pancakes or waffles	Pancakes
apples or bananas	Apples
dating someone or going out on a date	Going out on a date
cuddle or have your own space	Both
arm around waist or holding hands	Holding hands
date someone older or younger than you	+/- 5 years
morning or night	Night
winter spring summer or fall	Fall
snow or rain	Rain
computer or cellfone	Computer
heaven or hell	A mix of them both
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Mmmmkay?

2006-10-26T14:52:30Z

This is my collage of interests:

Create your own! Originally Written By ga_woo, Hosted and ReWritten by darkman424

Not bad, not bad.

My VISA hates me

2006-10-18T21:16:39Z

It's not wise to surf the internet when you only have enough money to pay the bills. It only ends in buying stuff you really don't need, and then you wonder how the bills are gonna be paid.
Yeah, saving money isn't my strongest quality.

Had a dream about a new Vietnam war, parasite-zombies, and spiderdemons eating everyone they could find. Maybe I should watch less horror movies and get out more often.